awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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