is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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