Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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