His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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