we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
this will be a night to untag.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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