Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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