Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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