dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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