I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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