I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's shark week go big or go home
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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