He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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