This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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