I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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