we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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