I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Randomize