On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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