At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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