fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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