Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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