you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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