he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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