I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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