Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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