Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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