the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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