She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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