apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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