garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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