And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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