The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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