I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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