I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Come on in and take your pants off
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