On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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