you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
