New invention idea: vibrating tampons
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL