3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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