Apparently you make a good broom.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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