Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
