is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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