The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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