new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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