Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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