I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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