On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
smell my finger.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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