Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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