whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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