well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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