good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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