I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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