I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You did what with his pubic hair?
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