She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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