i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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