he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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