I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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