3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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