i barfeds in our rink
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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