Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You made out with two different species that night
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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